Thursday, June 01, 2006

Things I've Written

This page is intended to be a compilation of one sentence things I've written that I thought were striking or quite clever. Sad really, isn't it?

If truth doesn't change our lives, either it doesn't matter or we don't believe it.

(much later edit - just follow the quotes tag; I'm not going to update this page every time.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is "I'm only gonna say this once - shut up, fool!" not up there?
From Phil

John said...

Because the key to that one was context, and it's not even the funniest put-down I used on a pupil.

Anonymous said...

What was the funniest?

John said...

Hmmm - my personal favourite was possibly in response to the line "Mr A, this oscilloscope is buggered."

"That's odd, I didn't know it was possible to do that to an oscilloscope."