One of the songs I least like singing in church can be found here. I'm ok with the first two sections, but the third one is very distracting...
Oh, I feel like dancing -
it's foolishness I know;
but, when the world has seen the light,
they will dance with joy,
like we're dancing now.
(from Over the mountains and the sea (I could sing of your love forever) by Martin Smith)
*realises that actually no-one is dancing, even when it's in a fairly charismatic church*
*realises that what people are singing is actually therefore "when the world has seen the light, they will be so overjoyed that they won't be dancing at all*
*doesn't agree with that sentiment*
*decides not to sing*
*tries not to laugh at all the silly people*
*wonders why either they are singing something they so blatantly don't mean or why they aren't at least trying to dance with joy at that point*