Here are (paraphrases of) a couple of the more interesting / scary quotes from people I've been chatting to in the last week or so at college:
It's odd, you know, I think "Wow, [insert name of college here], bright hope for the future of the Church of England". But then I look around, and it's like, us."
And yes, I know that inasmuch as there is hope for the future of the C of E, it's God, not us.
Before I was a Christian, I had a load of Muslim friends who used to talk to me a lot about their faith. So I started looking into Islam, but I realised that their idea of God is exactly the sort of thing I'd have come up sitting in an armchair for fifteen minutes, so it couldn't possibly be true.