It's great knowing that the government is really responsible, uses taxpayers' money well and always thinks through the consequences of its actions.
For example, they've released a new game, which encourages road safety.
"Teach 'em a lesson - hit the kids who aren't wearing helmets!" - that's exactly the right message to send to people, isn't it? I wonder how many focus groups it took to come up with that one?
Notice anything wrong? Anything that might possibly be contrary to government policy or anything like that? If not, have you ever considered a career as a politician?
The one encouraging thing about this is that it helps me realise that the government aren't really nasty and malicious, just really really incompetent...