I was at a tea shop today, and I saw the following written at the bottom on the menu:
All cakes can be made to order.
Here are some suggested reply:
I have here a cupcake. Please train it to order me a hot chocolate and a chicken sandwich next time I'm at Starbucks.
Could I have a cake that can command a platoon of soldiers please? It might save lives in Iraq if we can replace our army with specially trained cakes.