This page is intended to be a compilation of one sentence things I've written that I thought were striking or quite clever. Sad really, isn't it?
If truth doesn't change our lives, either it doesn't matter or we don't believe it.
(much later edit - just follow the quotes tag; I'm not going to update this page every time.
Because the key to that one was context, and it's not even the funniest put-down I used on a pupil.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the funniest?
ReplyDeleteHmmm - my personal favourite was possibly in response to the line "Mr A, this oscilloscope is buggered."
ReplyDelete"That's odd, I didn't know it was possible to do that to an oscilloscope."